Things That Cars I Have Been Driving Have Hit
(This list is my dad’s suggestion, and celebrates the end of driving for the foreseeable future)
1. A moving car (not my fault)
2. A gas pump (hardly my fault)
3. An invisible stone wall (clearly not my fault)
4. An invisible hitch on the back of a Jeep (clearly also not my fault)
5. A tree or three (I didn’t plant them so close to the street)
6. A healthy number of parked cars (it’s called parallel parking)
7. Some curbs (which hardly count)
